Omegle.

Okay, I want people to read this post. So: Steph, LingFeng, Noelle, MZ, Matthew, Nicole, Blah blah.

OMEGLE (pronounced OH-ME-GIRL) is a web site that lets you chat with anonymous strangers. Or as the website puts it:

Omegle is a great way of meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like.

Here's some I found amusing. (:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Heyy
Stranger: hi 17 female horny
You: Where's horny?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Do you like to eat babies?

Stranger: They taste great in soup!

Stranger: You should try it sometime!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

UHHH, WHAT THE FARK.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yo.

Stranger: hi boored lazy shit

You: pfft. me too.

Stranger: what are u doing

You: har. stalking ppl >D

Stranger: m

Stranger: ?

Stranger: m/f

You: female.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: from?

You: malaysia

Stranger: oh

Stranger: kidding

You: ...

You: whut.

Stranger: do u marry me

You: YES, i will. =.=

You: and i'll marry your dog too.

Stranger: i m from africa

Stranger: i have cats

You have disconnected.

Swt. kena owned.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yo

Stranger: I am 19, female, pretty open-mionded, looking to be phone fucked...

Stranger: Contact me on zuhchat.com if you wanna chat more.....

Stranger: It usually takes 3 minutes for the first guy to get in, so hurry...

You: I'M A GURL.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello~22 male China~What do you think if a pretty girl steps on a man's cock with thigh high boots and rub it until the man cums?

You: ..

Stranger: m?

You: yes.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Why are people so horny nowadays? It's DISGUSTING. Announcing that you're horny over the internet is more disgusting.
You want to show your tits to perfect strangers, and for what? You're just making yourself sound like a slut, not to mention cheap.
Guys: WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU. Almost every 10 minutes I spend in Omegle, there's tend to be two or three guys whom are superfreakishly horny. -.-
What do you guys think; that people are so cheap that you've to mention you're horny in EVERY chat? And you'd think they'd give in? pfft. (Well, only some NORMAL people lah.)

Crazy sex hormones. Go control them, would you? It's a SIN.

Ahaha, I like this guy:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey, let’s get this out of the way, are you:

1) not horny guy
2) not horny girl
3) horny guy looking for guy
4) horny guy looking for girl
5) horny girl looking for guy
6) horny girl looking for girl

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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UH, THIS ONE. .__.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yoo

Stranger: hey whats up :) instead of waste your time and mine chatting to someone we can't see..

You: ?

Stranger: I am female, 30 y/o looking for an ordinray guy(not some freak) to meet on weekends for romance and possibly a little more, or at least someone to chat with online. I have met two guys on here already and we had sex, but that was all.

Stranger: If you want to see some pics of me, and learn a little about me go to my blog lovelexa06.tumblr.com.. I also have sexier pics(but obviously not in public view) just get my cell or IM from my blog.

Stranger: sorry, I talk to much.. I was actually going to go get something to eat, so hopefully we'll talk later, thanks and byee :)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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I'll be posting more amusing conversations (which i find) and post it. Look out for it, yeah?

xoxo
meikay (: